Personals

Last week, the photojournalist was looking for ideas for our next entry for the Common Ground, the NCCC newsletter that generally is just for the rest of NCCC to read and appreciate. But i thought that these might be amusing even if you don't know my team. Anyone want to guess which one's me? (I didn't write it)

Gold 1 Love Connection

Lonely Portland team seeks other adventurous colors and numbers for dates and general merriment in New Orleans. Must be able to handle all of this…

WSM interested in clogs, plate-tectonics and uncontrollable laughter. Looking for a special man to sweep her off her feet, literally, and carry her to the construction site each morning. Must be burley, tattoos optional.

MSW likes thrifty fun and spooning, beaches okay, forests and mountains RULE! Call 919-475-6921 ask for Rufus.

WSW loves photography, installing doors and long walks on the Oregon coast (probably the Gulf coast too). Seeking fun ISP buddy…or maybe more. Must love grey shirts, being the safety and eating Eggos.

WS endless supply of chocolate donuts and candy. Not interested in sugar-free or artificial flavorings.

WSM blessed with a slight touch of sarcasm seeking Cypress tree loving man who stays out late but hates mornings. Must be cool with a 30 gallon fish tank filled with shaving cream.

WSM fresh on the market ATL with rockin’ abs enjoys sarcasm, drinking maple syrup and spilling nails. Searching for a sensitive man with a beard, 2 legs, and at least one arm. Must be willing to move to Vermont.

Do you like to ask a lot of question when talking, and then answer them yourself? Well, I do. Do you think your team hates you, but actually doesn’t? Well, I do. Are you looking for a short team leader, who talks excessively? If so, you are in luck! Seeking a TL to spend some quality time with (maybe at Camp Hope, PHASE 2). Grey shirts need not apply.

WSW enjoys flooring, yoga, people that share her name and Thai food. Interested in a crazy late-nighter who knows the hard streets of New Orleans. Prefers someone who is warmer than her Ameri-sleeping bag. Commitment not necessary.

W seeking ride to New Orleans to join her Ameri-boo.

M seeking sunshine and a long run. Should be able to understand jibberish and historical tangents based off of nothing. Ladies must enjoy being pampered and purpling. Polygamists need not apply.

WSMultipleMen loves laughing, telling long detailed stories and driving sticks. Searching for men ages 18-?, she’s not picky. Bonus points if you are from Wisconsin, have a beard, majored in ministry, love Jimmy Buffet and the color green.

MS eco-friendly city that produces great bread.

WSM with positive upbeat attitude interested in chipping out your teeth with a tiny, tiny hammer. Enjoys ending her day with hot chocolate and a sweet romantic love story, seeks same. Requires man who can read maps and find her Ameri-hat.

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